Signs of The Times

Young Allison came home one day and announced, "My Girl Scout troop will be selling cookies."

Her rather protective mother responded, "I don't like the sound of that. You never know who will answer a door. Will you be in a group, not out late, and with an adult leader?"

Allison rolled her eyes like she was amazed how adults could ever have survived long enough to reproduce.

"Mother!" she said, "No one will be going anywhere. We are all supposed to add the cookies link to our personal websites."