The Double Entendre

A Strange Desire

A young man was tired of chat rooms, and went to town looking for a little "real" action. An evil cab driver gave him an address and told him he could find anything he wanted there.

When the young man arrived, he saw a door with a small panel on it.  He knocked, the panel slid open, and a female voice asked what he wanted.

"I want to get screwed," said the man.

"OK. Slide twenty bucks in the slot." answered the voice.

The man did as instructed, the panel closed, and the man waited.

Nothing happened. After awhile, he began to pound on the door, and the panel slid open again.

"Hey," exclaimed the man, "I said, I want to get screwed!"

"What?" said the voice. "Again?"