Transcript of an IM Conversation on AOL

IM Requestor: Link me.

Susan: Hi, you want a link to Susan's Place?

IM Requestor: Yes, please.

Susan: Are you a spy for a foreign government?

IM Requestor: LOL ...I think not.

Susan: Will you be exporting this link to any terrorist countries?

IM Requestor: Um ...NO.

Susan: Are you of sound mind, and promise not to use this link for any immoral purposes?

IM Requestor: Yes, yes, now can I have the link?

Susan: That is, other than for which it was intended?

(no response)

Susan: Ah...caught you on that last one, eh?

IM Requestor: No... had to get coffee.

IM Requestor: Gimmee your link!

Susan: Well...ok....but be gentle.

IM Requestor: Lol ...I will try!

Susan: Do not click on it too hard...

IM Requestor: OK

Susan: Try a nice, circular, easy, soft clicking touch.

IM Requestor: Oh geezzzzz....

Susan: Hmmm...are you over 18 but less than 237?

IM Requestor: Yep.

IM Requestor: Ya know this is like pulling teeth!

Susan: Are you able to express my last question in mathematical symbols?

IM Requestor: Yesssssss

IM Requestor: Send me the link!!!!

Susan: OK...here is the link....

Susan: Have fun.

IM Requestor: Thank you.

Susan: You are welcome.

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