Blonde Humor

Jokes:

So there's this blonde out for a walk; she comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.

"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts. "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river, then down, then shouts back,

"You are on the other side."

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A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.

Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."

Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?"

Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car."

Psychiatrist: "Uh ... How's that working?"

Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."

Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?"

Blonde: "I figure it is because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing."

Riddles:

Why do blondes have "TGIF" written on their shoes?

(Toes Go In First)

How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax?

(It has a stamp on it)

Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?

(They break too many prescription bottles in the typewriters)

Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?

(It takes too long to retrain them)

What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?

("Oh look! - doughnut seeds")

A blonde and a brunette were walking through a park when the brunette

said "Oh look--a dead bird!"

The blonde looked skyward and said, "Where?"